I cannot decide which is more disturbing:
1. That despite not watching the season, I found myself transfixed while watching season finale of The Bachelor tonight. And I may have watched the whole second hour while standing on the couch, mouth open, spewing such a hateful and curse riddled tirade that a sailor would have blushed. And wept for his mom. And peed his pants.
2. I just admitted to spending two hours of my life watching THE BACHELOR. TWO HOURS. I could have written an epic haiku in that amount of time. Or upped my calcium intake with a few glasses of milk. Or deep conditioned my hair. Or napped. I curse losing those two hours to Jason and his fickle heart.
Words/phrases I never want to hear again after watching two hours of THE BACHELOR:
- “when you look at me with those amazing green eyes, you’ve got me”
- ” I never thought I would fall in love with two people at the same time”
- “self discovery”
- “no regrets”
- “family is important”
- “taking down the walls”
- “I love you”
Just kidding about the last one.