Sometimes I wonder why I haven’t written that book I sometimes talk about. Sometimes I wonder how come I don’t have time to practice juggling or learn how to speak French or find a few minutes to deep condition my hair. Then I realize, I spend my free time doing stuff like this:
That’s right. It’s a flow chart based on “The Hills”. That I created for a friend who acts like he doesn’t want to watch it but who I know SECRETLY DOES. I’m not going to lie, I hate myself a little for knowing so much about a show I say I dislike. Let’s pretend that I’m posting this less to showcase my knowledge and more to showoff my penmanship.
this certain person will really love this (if im correct about who certain person is).
how about holly?!
That’s the most awesome thing I have ever seen.
that’s pretty impressive. please tell me thats a first draft- cos that makes it even more impressive. I would have to go through about 15 of those to look as neat as that one!
I wish I had this last night when I was trying to break it down for the boyfriend while watching the finale.
Hahahaha! You don’t have to have watched the show to know this is great. I’m sending it to my sister with the subject line: “I finally get it!”
You post this and yet won’t give me any more info about you know what?
Umm, this post pretty much just made my day.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
WOW. just wow.
Haha I love this.
Wow.
Your penmanship is truly incredible.
Nice penmanship, “Hills” lover!
LOL I just made a chart sort of like this for VH1 reality stars about two weeks ago. I never got around to making it pretty though.
Question: I missed one hot second of last night’s ep and I can’t figure out if Kristin Cavallari was at the wedding WITH Justin Bobby or if they were just sitting next to each other. Fill me in!
Love, love, love the flowchart, btw!
yeah, you do have stellar penmenship. haha I love the hills too. there i said it, can’t take it back now.
you’re awesome!!
Aww, Lo’s my favorite. She can be grouchy (like them all), but I don’t think she’s THE grouch!
Wow.
I seriously haven’t watched an episode of the Hills since Spener entered the scene. That relationship has to be a joke and so does Spencer in general.
Can anyone possibly be that annoying in real life. And Lauren is the biggest whiner on the planet.
I probably don’t even have to tell you. BUT. I love this.
I’ve never even seen The Hills, but now I have an insatiable urge to watch it!
Hahaha so epic. You’re good.
I watched the finale today at lunch. I kind of miss Lauren already… she was the most sensible of all. *sigh
Love, love, love this! And a little sad that I could follow all of it and knew exactly what you were talking about.
Wow – a flow chart! That’s awesome!
You.Are.Amazing!!! LOL I love love love this!
hahaha this is amazing. seriously amazing.
that is the most amazing thing i’ve ever seen.
EVER.
i love it.
I hate flow charts. BUT this is awesome.
..and now I am watching ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here’ just because Heidi and Spencer are morons.
This one of your best posts ever….
Looks like for next season you will have to add Kristen Cavallari as dating? Justin Bobby and feuding with Lauren because of Steven and now possibly feuding with Audrina. So much drama! You gotta love it!
I’m with you on this. I tried, I really tried, to wean myself off of The Hills this last season, especially since I knew Lauren wasn’t going to be on anymore. But I swear that’s when she started having a freaking PERSONALITY. Yay! And now? I kinda want to watch it with Kristin because I always thought her season of Laguna Beach was more interesting than when Lauren was narrating. Just when I thought I was out….
I don’t have time to do anything because I’m always blogging. Ugh.
This makes me want to lick your face even more than I previously did. Which, really, seemed impossible.
Well played lady.
This is freaking awesome! I love it! I’m not sure why I watch it at all…but I do, and this chart frekaing rocks.
Your penmanship is stellar btw!
This is awesome. Looks like you need to update for the new villian – Kristen.
I hate and love this show so much.
Just saw the finale last night. Jayde is a playboy model?
You have to add Kristen to that chart now! Awesome… penmanship by the way.
Hahaha – That is AMAZING! To be fair, I made a genealogy chart while reading a book once. Not of my life, of course, but of the main character’s. Yep.
Isnt it mandatory for teachers to have good handwriting?
If it isnt it should be.
Actually you know what? You should write a graphic novel. And no I’m not kidding. It would be nothing short of fantastic. :)
I haven’t watched this show at all this season, but I still kind of love this.
I do applaud your penmanship AND character synopses!
That is so amazing! I hardly watch the show, but some how know everything about it. I really hate the show.
I’m embarrassed to admit I watched an episode of “Daisy of Love” or whatever it’s called on VH1 and now…I want to see another one. Crap.
i love you love you love you love you for this.
and you totally have teacher handwriting. ha.
Wow, you’re totally nuts!
The only thing I know about the Hills is what I see on the Soup on Fridays.
you should hire yourself out for addressing fancy invitations and stuff because you do have excellent penmanship.
You’re such a teacher with this flow chart. I love the penmanship and I love that you write in all CAPS when you’re making a flow chart for mass consumption. This is the mark of a truly gifted individual.
I might have to print this out and study it for future use. Thank you.
You make such awesome chart. I watch The Hills religiously although I mock it all the time and have an obsession to rip Spencer to shreds.
impressing penmanship (and organization!!!)
horrible topic.. .do one for West Wing.. I LOVE WEST WING. Just for the amusement factor.
The Future Mrs. Lyman.
Wowee! That is some chart. Nice!
Ha. Your “this might be why I’m single” tag cracks me up.
Thanks for this flowchart. I’ve never taken the time to fully understand the Hills. Now I don’t have to! w00t!
Now, the fact that I could make a flow chart for any reality show involving Bret Michaels (or the women dumped by Bret Michaels) probably makes me a bit worse than you. Okay, way worse.
I’m kind of a hot mess when it comes to television.
PS: The Hills filmed where I work a couple times, and my coworker said that everyone was standing around being all, “Wait, what am I saying in this scene? What’s my line?” I think that after that fact, I was entirely too bitter to watch it anymore. I don’t really know why, because apparently my standards aren’t that high, right? I mean, I’ve watched every episode of New York Goes to Work this season. WHAT IS MY ISSUE.
PPS: I want to be your BFF based on your handwriting alone.
I think I just fell in love.
… with you.
this is absolutely hilarious!
This may be the best thing ever, and I wish I were kidding.