Oh, hi. I’m dying.
Okay maybe not but *whatever the hell I’m battling, it’s currently kicking my ass. Like, if me and this sickness were in a boxing ring, I’d be pinned to the mat yelling “SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, I GIVE UP, YOU WIN- TAKE EVERY SEASON OF THE WEST WING! TAKE MY VINTAGE WRANGLERS FROM THE 70′S THAT DO WONDERS FOR MY BUM! TAKE AWAY SWEET POTATO FRIES FROM THE EARTH! “, the second the starting bell was heard.
I was feeling tremendously sorry for myself while watching ** Lecture 3 in Game Theory (sexily titled “Iterative Deletion and the Median Voter Theorem”- doesn’t that get you hot?), when I remembered that blogging when sick is one of my favourite past times. It’s a good way to expose your illness to a wide audience without infecting people but with the benefit of much sympathy (I’m only half kidding here people).
While reading old posts, I found this one that I wrote while sick (and explains why I have to call it a ‘fevah’) and liked the idea so I’m going to do it again. It’s as easy as Sienna Miller. Just answer any or all of the prompts below in comments. It will be hugely entertaining and I will want to kiss each of you directly on the mouth (after I’m finished battling *whateverthisis) for answering this call of duty.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…
That’s it. Remember, answer all of them or one of them. Or if that’s too daunting- just tell me what you would do with ***Morgan Freeman, a feather duster and a bottle of WD40. Now I’m off to watch some Harry Potter and giggle anytime someone mentions ‘pulling out their wand’. I’m going to stir the pot and say I prefer magical wizards to vampires any day of the week. I’m so old school I can barely stand it.
* Considering that a third of my class is at home with the flu, the majority of my co-workers are out sick- with the flu, and you know, EVERYONE HAS THE FLU- there’s a chance I may have it. But that seems like just seems lame, like I’m jumping on a bandwagon. So I’m thinking of calling this swine cold. With a fevah.
** That site is amazing. Check. It. Out.
*** I know. I said it before. *Whateverthisis has sapped my creative energy. I was thinking of saying something about William Shatner and a can of pizza dough but that just made me nauseous.
Hi, I’ve never commented before and I’ve fallen off the blogging bandwagon (seriously. I’m embarrassed that I’m even posting the link. Maybe this will motivate me?)… so what better time to introduce myself, right? I love your blog and look forward to reading it whenever you post.
Now that I’ve made myself sound tooooootally interesting:
1) I’m really freaking tired of hearing about vampires. I don’t get it. It reminds me of when we did the play “Dracula” when I was in 7th grade, and I had to get my dentist to customize my fangs so they would fit over my braces.
2) My favourite meal is ice cream. (That’s a meal, right?)
3) Three blogs everyone should be reading are this one, gluten-free girl, and mine (if I ever updated it.)
4) Taylor Swift is not that great of a singer, but I get why people like her. I also get why people don’t like her. Also, she looks like a bird.
5) Long distance relationships are something I would like to try, but unfortunately the guy doesn’t feel the same. I wish he’d change his mind, because talking on the phone for at least half an hour every night sure makes it seem like we’re still in one.
6) This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as a devil with a blue dress on. Like the song.
7) The best sex I ever had involved lots of laughing.
There ya go! Hope you feel better soon!
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… VAMPIRES!!! RP, Jacob vc. RP, and those damn VAMPIRES!
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is… What is BBQ Chicken Pizza?
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… I don’t have an answer for this. I just wanted you to know how sick I am of hearing about vampires.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… is dating one of those DAMN VAMPIRES! (I guess he’s actually a werewolf. same thing.)
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are… fun?
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… your mom.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… pass.
#3- My favourite meal is…entirely dependent upon the season. Right now, anything with Idaho mashed potatoes works for me. Yummmmmy.
#4- Taylor Swift…is my hero.
#6- This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…the tooth fairy. Complete with tooth brush wand.
*i am also completely old school and still obsessed with Harry Potter. I am Team Ron all the way. Feel better soon!
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… Robert Pattinson. I think his face looks like a foot. http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/02/21/twilightfoot.jpg
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… is cute, but I’m not into her music at all.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… my butt.
1#: Suri Cruise. The kid is 3! Who cares?!! Just let her go ride a bike or something!
2#: Chocolate for breakfast. I pretty much can only justify it at Christmas and Easter though.
3# Yours honeybun! And Naomi the Rockstar’s. And mine, if i wrote on it more…
4#: Taylor Swift is…amazingly addictive and the reason Prep parents must hate me, I got their kids addicted too. Can’t wait to be hanging with the pre-teens at her concert!
5#: Only good if it’s like Noah and Allie. (And you’re writing each other every day for a year…)
6#: We don’t really do Halloween in Australia, however I am going to a party as a hippie that night. Does that count?
7#: I’m leaving you guessing here…
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about Halloween. We’re not that big on it over here, kids go out, have fun, done. But it’s everywhere on the internet! Enough!
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is my mum’s Sunday dinner. Yorkshire puddings, chicken, stuffing, potatoes all that good stuff.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are er…oh, I dunno. Sorry, I’m rubbish.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift is annoyingly catchy. Or her songs are, I am not morphing into Taylor Swift.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are hard, but can be worth it.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…ha ha, see number 1! :)
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…I pass too.
I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… jobs and the economy
My favourite meal is… steak and potatoes!!!
Taylor Swift… gets kind of annoying, but her songs aren’t bad.
Long distance relationships are… worth the effort, if it’s the right person.
This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… Indiana Jones!
The best sex I ever had involved… a sexy man!
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is mashed potatoes. With butter. Lots of butter. Wait, maybe butter is my favorite meal.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are Mean Girl Garage, Flurrious, Stoogepie.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift is undertalented (is that a word?) and overrated.
Feel better soon!
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…Twilight, Vampires, Super Nurse Shows…seriously, there’s like five shows about nurses on Prime Time right now.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…Silly Brandy, favorite does not have a ‘u’ in it. Silly Canadian. I think if I was learning to read in Canada I would refuse to add the extra letters. Because I was “That Child” in elementary school. You know, the one that spelled “them” “theam” because “It looks better that way.”
Anyway, I enjoy bbq chicken and cheesy rice and broccoli.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… Yours, Mine, and Everyone We Love.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…is from the next town over from mine. Also everytime I look at her I think “Fox” and not in the Foxes=Hot way. In the cartoon animal way. She looks like her name should be Swiper.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…hard, but in my experiences worth every cell phone bill and 14 hour car trip.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…nothing. I’m a lame old person who works on Halloween.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…multiple hours, a water bed, and positions I had never dreamed of.
Prompt#whatever I can’t remember.
This Halloween, I am dressing up as… ‘tween Dora the Explorer. Because, really. Why not?
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…the flu and the flu shot and who should get it and who shouldn’t. geesh. also, babies. i’m freaking tired of hearing about babies. i can’t have one right now. stop throwing them in my face.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…is all squinty and funny looking
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…not for me. pain in the ass.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…zombie bride. if i get to dress up at all that is.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…the rain, candles, coldplay, and the floor. Or…the playground and a skirt. ya know…whichever!
This year for Halloween I’ll be dressing up as someone who just had a colonoscopy. Yeah, Baby!
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… the swine flu. Maybe just because it’s called the SWINE flu and I love little piglets. But then again H1N1 sounds ridiculous… and robotic. Either way, I’m tired of hearing about it.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is… candy for breakfast. Or candy for dinner. Or just candy!
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… [redacted], Crazy Sexy Life, and mine! (women need to get a bit better at self-promotion). I’d say yours becasue, hi, it’s awesome… but everyone here already knows that.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… I’m real proud of you.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are… awesome! Well not exactly, but I’m in one. They can be very difficult at times, and great at times. Either way they require a great deal of honest communication and often a lot of sex filled weekends. One tip if you are looking for a hot long distance relationship: choose someone in an exotic locale. Leaving NYC every few weeks to hang out in Ohio is only good for sex filled weekends.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… Margot Tanenbaum and Rachel Zoe. But not like a combo costume at the same time. Two different nights, two different costumes. Bananas.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… nearly 12 hours of driving to build the anticipation, being extremely tired, and the man I later fell in love with.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…the war in Iraq. Really? Come on guys… pull out already! (TWSS)
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…pizza or chinese or the Mongolian Grille Restaurant in town or you know the lost food group that is Cupcakes
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…Yours!, Nicole’s and LiLu’s! (and duh- mine of course!)
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…is the most genuine artist out there. So sincere for everything.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…difficult at times, but can work if both parties are putting in the effort.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…no idea. All I have is a blonde wig… not sure what I’m going to do yet.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…a one night stand.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…H1N1 and Jon Gosselin. Unless and until JG gets the H1N1, then I’d be stoked.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…seeing as how I now have sweet potato fries on the brain…those and oh I don’t know some gourmet type of wood-fired pizza
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…this one, Chelsea Talks Smack, and…Your Beard Is Good, although RS27 is fading into oblivion it seems.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…invited my friend’s daughter backstage on her birthday, and is apparently a real sweetheart!
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…difficult at times, but worth it if you want to make it work, and can also be a catalyst for improving a relationship!
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…
FEEL BETTER!
im yelling at you to do so.
Long distance relationships are shit.
How’s that for cheering you up?
FEEL BETTER!
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…The Gosselins. Seriously, stop your media tour.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…anything with cheese.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…I think she GD adorable. AND CLASSY – especially her reaction to Kayne West
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…awful. My mom told me that long distance relationships are the most difficult thing you will do in a relationship – and so far, I’m finding her to be right. I don’t have kids yet, but the fact that we will be TOGETHER, in the same HOUSE makes everything more bearable.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…whatever the fates decide for me. We’re going to a Halloween store on Saturday morning to pick through the 50-70% off costumes.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…my coworkers’ battles and obsession with their weight.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…ever changing. Currently I’m in love with pierogies with red cabbage, onions and apples and sour cream.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…Miele et Canelle, Peter deWolf and The [Mis]adventures of a small town girl.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…should really have read Romeo and Juliet all the way through before writing that song of hers.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…something I would prefer not to put myself through again. Four years is plenty thanks.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…Rosie the Riveter or Priscilla Presley.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…ignoring all recommendations by Cosmo magazine.
#1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… Jon & Kate + 8. I actually give a big virtual high-five to Balloon Boy and his crazy ass dad for taking the media spotlight off Jon and Kate for a bit.
#2: My favourite meal is…chips and queso. That’s a meal, isn’t it?
#3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… I Can Has Cheezburger, Fail blog, and Grey Matter (for Grey’s Anatomy fans).
#4: Taylor Swift…is too adorable
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#5: Long distance relationships are…crappy.
#6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…Taylor Swift, and a co-worker is Kanye West.
#7: The best sex I ever had involved…tequila, a field, and poison ivy (unfortunately).
Feel better sweets!
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…tough but not hopeless.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about Michael Jackson. Does that make me a bad person?
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is Eggo Waffles with just butter and a bag of popcorn. But my “answer” to the real world is pizza.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are yours (love it!), mine (www.bridgeandtunnel.typepad.com) and Little Miss Fortune over at Glamour.com
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift kind of looks like a mouse or a rat or a hedgehog… get where I’m going with that one?
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are annoying and cause way to much horniness.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as my mom when I dispense candy to kids at her house while she’s on Vaca..
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved Achoo, his tongue, and my first real orgasm ever.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… Jon Gosselin (and even more annoyed that he lives on my block now)
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… is adorable
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… Rachel Zoe
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… someone who ended up breaking my heart
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… exams. I wish they’d just go away already.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is… lamb with mint and garlic, sweet potato fries with oregano and cumin, and zucchini with garlic.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… [redacted], pink india ink, and The Big Picture.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… is who exactly? I feel like I should know this. I’m lame. Wikipedia has answered that question and I at least understand now why there are so many mentions of Kanye West.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are… not ideal. I imagine they could be worth it at times, but I’m very grateful not to be in one.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… nothing. Or maybe I’ll throw on my big fabric purple cowboy hat and at least pretend to have dressed up.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… my favourite person ever.
I’m home sick today too….but thankfully I don’t feel totally awful.
I’m tired of hearing about the swine flu and Obama’s healthcare plan/joke.
One of my favorite meals is a filet mignon with boursin cheese on top, fried lobster, mashed potatoes, creme brulee, and an appletini.
Long distance relationship is one way to stay in a relationship entirely too long.
Hope you’re magically healed in the next hour!
Hmmm, I would use WD-40 to oil my car doors and then I would dust the cobwebs from my apartmetn ceilnig corners. All while Morgan Freemen reads some southern novel to me in his oh-so-sexy voice.
Long-dtance relationships…..works for me cause when he is gone, he is on a fishing boat with three men and no women and its when I get to watch a riduculous amount of chick flilks, experiment with body waxing, and eat crackers and chocolate with dinner without anyone judging me.
I’m sick too, and home by myself… so I’ll play along..
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… the balloon boy. People are STILL talking about it!!!!
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is… roast beef, rice & gravy, and BISCUITS!! HOOOOOLYCRAP, every time I have that meal I think I’ve died & gone to heaven.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… 2birds1blog (2birds1blog.com), Regretsy (regretsy.com), and The Daily What (thedw.us)
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… seems like a nice enough girl and it’s very impressive that she writes her own music, and her live performances have improved drastically in the past year or so… but the girl CAN NOT ACT. Have you seen her in music videos? She looks like a dead fish. EMOTE, TAYLOR.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are… painful and frustrating, I imagine.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… Cleopatra. My boyfriend is going as Marc Antony. He kept saying Marc Anthony and I was all, “No, baby, that’s J.Lo’s Skeletor husband.”
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… my boyfriend. And oral sex.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…the Yankees.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…BRUNCH.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…THIS ONE, mine, and that other awesome one. Ok, fine, other than this one obviously -: Nicole is Better, <a href="http://chelseatalkssmack.blogspot.comChelsea Talks Smack and SeanMcBrown
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… is fucking gorgeous.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…tough stuff, man.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…a tired yogi. Oh wait. Not creative? Boo.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… good scotch, his shower, Adele in the background, being thrown around a little, and hours of being playful.
Your turn – answer!
rompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… Jon & Kate, but mostly Jon
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…brunch
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…this one, booshy and mine :)
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…is adorable
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…tough
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… NOT
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…love
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…H1N1. It’s not small pox people. Educate yourself before self diagnosis.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…my mom’s green bean casserole, also known as “shit”
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…Clever Girl Goes Blog, I hate So Much, and Mine!
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…is adorable :) I heart her!
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…doomed 99% of the time.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…bad sister (horns, tail, etc. and my older sister is dressing as good sister, we work together at a bar :)
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…the man that I love more than anything ever and am happily married too :)
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… H1N1. David Letterman’s sex scandal. The forecast because it involves rain.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…MEXICAN Food! Nachos. Quesadillas. Rice. Tortilla Chips. YUM.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…Well that’s a tough one. Lisa D (http://lisasyarns.blogspot.com/ ) Mandy (http://www.knowingthedifference.com/ ) and Habbala (http://habbala.blogspot.com/ )
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…I didn’t know who she was until two weeks ago. Yes, I’m being serious. But I do like her music.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…complicated.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…a girl from Laugh-In (old school show with Goldie Hawn)
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…a friend’s 21st birthday party, a tent and my high school crush. OR Canada, a wedding reception and a silver tie.
and p.s. get well soon!
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about Jon Gosseling.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is spaghetti or pizza. Hmmm…
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are The Pioneer Woman, Doobybrain and Postsecret
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift is adorable
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are very, very rarely worth the time
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as a hippie…which means I’m barely dressing up at all. ha.ha.ha.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved a friend and his girlfriend. *rowr*
1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… Balloon Boy.
2: My favourite meal is… Shephards Pie, or anything my grandma cooks.
3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… Yours, Reblogging Nonsociety (I can’t believe I just said that out loud), http://fiveblondes.com (Mine!)
4: Taylor Swift… is refreshing.
5: Long distance relationships are… fun, if both parties put enough effort in to it. Weekly handwritten love letters are a must.
6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… Carmen Sandiego.
7: The best sex I ever had involved… a couch and a mirror.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… stupid celebrities
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is… involves eggplant or avocado in some way.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… my blog (duh), Feministing cuz girls rule!, and SeaofShoes.com
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift… is cool. For a blond teen pop star.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are… difficult, I wouldn’t want to do it, but it can be done! I have seen proof.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… nothing. My boyfriend and I are spending a romantic weekend away in Newport, Rhode Island for his birthday.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…a vibrator, actually.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…the economy. Oh, you’re broke? So what, me too.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…sushi.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are…mine, pinkindiaink, failblog (which doesnt really count)
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…says she has never had alcohol. I don’t trust people like that.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are…good for people who like cheating.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…some mashup of the past 4 Halloween costumes because I don’t have the energy to go to the store.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… laughter.
I love that you’re watching HP while you are sick. Love it. I’ve been listening to the Deathly Hallows on CD in my car. Because I’m awesome?
(1) Everyone else having a fall except us. It sucks. And it’s HOT today.
(2) Homemade lasagna. Yum.
(3) Doniree, Walking through the Rain and Kyla Roma.
(4) … I still feel sorry for her about the whole Kanye thing.
(5) Sucky, but since I’ve been in one for the past year and a half, it’s OK. And we’re engaged! *squee*
(6) A photographer. Because I’m working.
(7) The man I love more than anyone else. And a huge football game.
#1. I’m really tired of hearing about John Goselin
#2. Fave meal is Italian. Anything Italian.
#3. 3 blogs I think everyone should read are White-Collar Redneck (shout out Narm), Peter DeWolf, and this one.
4. Taylor Swift…Is super cute, and seems like a good southern girl.
#5. LDR’s …um. not sure. I’ve never had one. But I’m sure they’re workable..sometimes right? I mean if it doesn’t work out LD then would it have ever worked?
#6. For Halloween, I would have dressed up as Lady GaGa – Perfect, I know. But, instead I’m going out of town to trickortreat with my friends children and have kid-sized-big-time-fun!
#7. Best sex ever had involved…Passion and Laughter.
I’m sorry you don’t feel well, but this post had me laughing. Writing on cold medicine is a wonky good time, eh? “It’s as easy as Sienna Miller…” HA! Loved it. Hope you feel better soon.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about how I just have to be patient and that change happens slowly. 3 years is a long time to wait!
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is any kind of pasta with carbonara sauce.
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are mine, http://www.makeupandbeautyblog.com and http://www.peterdewolf.com. They’re all awesome in their own way.
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift is someone I know virtually nothing about.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are really hard and in my experience didn’t work.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as someone going to a party at her parents friends house and will probably end up bored. OH wait…no dressing up required.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved a really hot guy, an entire day in a hotel suite, room service and a kit of lingerie/goodies that had I been stopped and searched on the way there the police probably would have thought I was a whore.
Im just so happy that I made your blogroll!!!!!!!!!!
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about… John Gosslen. I could google him to see how to spell his name correctly, but that’d just exacerbate the problem.
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is… or rather, ends with, “no, let me take care of this.”
Prompt #3: Three blogs everyone should be reading are… TheBlackoutBlog.com (of course!); http://zreveals.blogspot.com (for the full effect, read it aloud with a turkish accent); and
http://manchattan.blogspot.com/ (he doesn’t update enough, but the sparse updates pack quite the punch). And for those of you in NYC: http://nycrecessiondiary.blogspot.com (sometimes she has nationwide deals)
Prompt #4: Taylor Swift…will be more famous than ever, thanks to Kanye. I’m a bit jealous.
Prompt #5: Long distance relationships are… great if you’re the long distance relationship type.
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as… Sheree from the Housewives of ATL. And I’m not shaving. It’s a group costume.
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved… lube. Lots of lube. Always silicone based. It costs more for a reason.
1. Really tired of hearing about the balloon boy. Really, your 15 min of fame are up.
2. My favorite meal is clams in linguine. yuuummm.
3. Three blogs people should read are No Ordinary Rollercoster, I’m a mom in real life, & Lemmonex.
4. Taylor Swift might just be an alien. Really those eyes they creep me out.
5. Long Distance Relationships ?? Never had one, never will.
6. For Halloween I’ll be dressed in sweats eating caramel corn infront of the TV watching scary movies.
7. Best sex ever involved a secluded vista and a hood of a car.
I have the Crud also. I know how you feel. Whiskey and spiced cider do wonders for it. Hope you feel better.
Prompt #1: I’m reeeeeeally freaking tired of hearing about…Twilight. Boooo!
Prompt #2: My favourite meal is…a great steak, garlic mashed potatoes, and asparagus. Mmmm…
Prompt #6: This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as…nothing, which I’m kind of bummed about now that I think about it. I am skinnier than I’ve ever been, and now have the confidence to pull off one of those skanky numbers. I’ll get ‘em next year! ;)
Prompt #7: The best sex I ever had involved…a vibrating cock ring. Ooooh yeah.
1. I’m really freaking tired of hearing about – self loathing in any way, shape or form!
2. My mom’s fried pork chops. :-x
4. Taylor Swift is ridiculously sweet…or appears to be.
5. Long Distance Relationships – currently in one. Bi-coastal is the way to go.
6. Halloween – Beyonce in the Single Ladies’ video.
7. Best sex ever involved a foreign city and the adult channel. HA!