My favourite tweets of 2012

I know the best people on the internet. These are my favourite tweets of the entire year. Drumroll please……

On feelings

- “Can’t walk when I’m this angry.”- @HonestToddler

- “You’re just a feeling.”- @PreschoolGems

- “After Cinderella’s carriage turned back into a pumpkin, it was turned into 10,000 pumpkin spice lattes so everyone was fuckin’ thrilled.” – @AngryBFlay

- “I’m learning to drop my fear of being earnest. We’ve been taught to mock earnestness, but it’s truly a lovely thing.”- @schmutzie

” ‘Razbliuto’ is a Russian word to describe that empty feeling you have for someone you once loved, but no longer love.”- @UberFacts

On awesome:

- “How do two people just continue to come up with brilliant ideas? IT’S NOT FAIR TO EVERYONE ELSE.” – @jamievaron

- “Same-sex couples should be able to get married.”- @BarackObama

- “That’s it. Shut it down. Somebody wrote the best book ever.”- me after I read Island of the Blue Dolphins.” – @thelindywest

Big Dreams & Practical Plans

- “Mostly I hope I get the chance to say “you just made a very dangerous enemy” before I die.” – @karahaupt

- “I honestly feel that life owes me a baby giraffe.”- @amberadrian

- “Here’s how I became successful. I started hanging out with people who had accomplished something, asked how and did it.”- @adamcarolla via @Weegee

- “I just want to learn everything about everything.”- @doniree

- “I’m currently freezing most of them so the giant container of them doesn’t give my kitchen that classy ‘eating contest’ vibe”- @kylaroma

On being single

- “I’m sort of ambivalent about it at this point. Yeah, I like cuddles but my life seems really full right now.” – @alana_margaret

On wise words

- “OH: If I fall off this chair, I’ll be on the ground. I can’t fall off the ground.” #BiSC @tara_lane

- “Dont be the same, be better.”- @Epic_Women

- “You might want to sit down for this. No one cares about your wedding planning.” – @JordanAshleighF

- “Having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card.”- @ameenamarie

- “$45 for a dress at Old Navy? Playa please.”- @tara_lane

- “I’m excited for you, dad. You’re about to go on an adventure.” Boom. My brother nails it. – @amberadrian

- “As soon as anyone starts telling you to be ‘realistic’, cross that person off your invitation list.”- John Elliot”- @SmartPrettyAwk

- “Just read and loved this: “You will be held accountable for every blessing you did not thoroughly enjoy.” – @LesleyG

- “People who don’t understand what “Reply All” does: IT’S NOT THAT HARD. THIS IS THE EASY STUFF. LIFE ONLY GETS HARDER FROM HERE.” – @12minds

- “Went down to the beach to watch the sunset. My path home was lit by fireflies. Thanks for being magic, world.”- @amberadrian

- “This week’s memoir: How to Hemorrhage Your Disposable Income by @clareyt”. -@clareyt

- “You own everything that happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should’ve behaved better.” – @ANNELAMOTT

On the election

- “For what it’s worth, I mailed my ballot with a Hogwarts postage stamp.” – @andreaki

- “I yell-asked my computer: “Wh won the debate!” and Mike responded, “The American People!”-@LittleLeafAsh

- “Joe Biden is my spirit animal.”- @andreaki

- “I sometimes think Mitt Romney learned human from Rosetta Stone.” – @bengreenman

“Gentlemen, PLEASE…”- Jim Lehrer, at 3:12am, as Romney begins his recounting of the plot of PRACTICAL MAGIC. #debate” @pattonoswalt

- “I feel like Brian Williams is the dad that just told us all to shut the fuck up at the slumber party.”- @socarolinesays

- “If you hit the mute button, it looks like Romney is holding everyone hostage.”- @StevenAmiri

What were your memorable tweets of 2012?

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