It doesn’t make sense but the good stuff usually doesn’t

June 23rd, 2009 in and now you might know everything, Doing my part to help the economy, don't hate me for this, find the great TWSS line!, hello universe? I love you, i love fragment sentences, I sound drunk but I assure you I am not, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it's a good thing, italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, man I'm such a girl, oh look! i have opinions., so egan will LOVE this, the title says it all, when i say it anyway

I recently had a  rattlesnake of a woman kind and helpful lady tell me that ‘women wear lipstick, girls wear lip gloss‘ WHILE I WAS PUTTING ON LIP GLOSS. Needless to say, her views on FLAVORED lip gloss had her making the face people usually reserve for when they find an old dirty diaper in the backseat of their car. Thankfully, I’m so in love with this: I didn’t care what she said. I almost have an orgasm when I put it on my lips. Well, I’m sure a dude would love it if that happened but I’m just …READ MORE

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2008: The one every blogger should must read

January 29th, 2009 in 1/2 funny 1/2 serious 100% important, and now you might know everything, blogs, blogsecret!, confession of the day, don't hate me for this, find the great TWSS line!, it makes sense to me, it's always easier to say it than do it, let's still be friends?, lists, my passive aggressiveness is devastating, oh look! i have opinions., other people say it better, politics

The last of the best/worst of 2008. The genius of this list is that it’s not really date specific, these Boo Boo’s will still drive me (and I suspect Nilsa, the lovely author of this list) bonkers in 2009. Enjoy and have a good weekend!

TOP 5 WORST BLOGGING BOO BOOS by Nilsa

1) Blogs Without Feeds or Partial Feeds. Seriously, this is still allowed? Because I do all my blog reading from my reader. So, if I can’t follow you there, in all likelihood, I’m not following you at all! Even throwing me a bone of a few lines …READ MORE

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What I’m currently disliking hating with every shred of my soul

September 23rd, 2008 in AGGRESSIVE eye rolling makes me mad, anger and I have sat down for tea, find the great TWSS line!, i complain because I care, it happened this week, it's ironic because I'm Canadian, lists, oh look! i have opinions., politics, proof i attract crazy, seriously, stuff like this makes me want to quit, the one that nobody reads because of the title, what the hell, when I look like a tramp, who needs a self help book?, work, youth

You know when bloggers write out a list of things they are currently disliking or things that are pissing them off? I love those posts. If I see a blogger has written one, I save it till last in my google reader.  I like that they give everyone an opportunity to see a blogger in a different light. I like that they are usually completely unapologetic. I love that they are always so honest.

I’ve never done one before, mostly because my list of what I’m usually hating goes something … 1.Sarah Palin when she’s being smug 2. cream cheese …READ MORE

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Oh karma, you fickle wench

September 15th, 2008 in AHHHHHHHHHHH!, famous people make for good gossip, find the great TWSS line!, Fox is foxy, i am slowly going crazy, karma is going to get you, swimming in a sea of self pity, these are the things that happen to me, work

I’m still reviewing what I’ve done to deserve this.

Is it because I spend my money at Starbucks instead of sponsoring a child? Is it payback for that time I faked sleep to avoid talking to the boy in my bed? Was it all the times I screened my calls, gossiped or is this about that time I lied about what happened on my 18th birthday? Is it because I still listen to Soul Decision and play their music every chance I get?

Deserve what, you ask…

I just found out that my first substitute teaching day will be this …READ MORE

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Ointment and Pure Seduction

March 7th, 2008 in and now you might know everything, beauty can get ugly, because I can't do report cards 24/7, confession of the day, find the great TWSS line!, i'm hot like fire, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it was a dance dance revolution, men, Q & A, tequila consequences, these are the things that happen to me

Hi. Remember this? Let’s begin!

Greta-a-Sketch asked “What was your first kiss like?”

My first kiss was… wet. And I think I saw stars. Not because it was overly romantic, but because I had no idea that you were supposed to breathe while kissing. I sort of.. held my breath. And then when my ears started to pound I let out this big GASP! And the boy looked all pleased with himself like his kissing technique (of darting his tongue all over my mouth) had left me breathless. Men.

She also asked, in addition to phalanges, what other words do …READ MORE

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The one where I say things you already know

February 7th, 2008 in and now you might know everything, cnn makes my heart beat fast, confession of the day, famous people make for good gossip, find the great TWSS line!, Gore makes green sexy, i complain because I care, i should be a P.S.A., i'm the sum of my failures and my achivements, it makes sense to me, learning, politics, school, self improvement, the Blitz, the J.O.B., this tag is for you Arm!, who needs a self help book?, work, you're skimming this one, youth

Tuesday morning I found myself surrounded by young politicos, as eager as I was to discuss all the political happenings in a country none of us live in. I was subbing and had been invited to visit an old teacher during my prep to listen to his class talk about Super Tuesday. (I suspect he could smell the Wolf Blitzer on me and deduced the dark circles under my eyes were related to late nights watching my love on the telly). The discussion was lively and I have to admit, I learned just as much in that 42 minutes than …READ MORE

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