Because Victory Is As Sweet As George Clooney’s Smile

You know, I never really considered myself a competitive person. Don’t get me wrong, I liked winning- I liked the ability to gloat at the expense of someone else and to make others feel small and inferior, but if I lost? I was usually okay with that. I shrugged off defeat with grace and kindness, genuinely congratulating the other person on their success. I was a rare hybrid- eager to make fun of you if I won, but gracious if I lost.

And then… something changed.

Lately, I’ve been betting on everything. I’m not kidding here folks, there’s been 20 …READ MORE

Oh karma, you fickle wench

I’m still reviewing what I’ve done to deserve this.

Is it because I spend my money at Starbucks instead of sponsoring a child? Is it payback for that time I faked sleep to avoid talking to the boy in my bed? Was it all the times I screened my calls, gossiped or is this about that time I lied about what happened on my 18th birthday? Is it because I still listen to Soul Decision and play their music every chance I get?

Deserve what, you ask…

I just found out that my first substitute teaching day will be this …READ MORE

Because originality is overrated

I’ve seen about 900 gazillion different versions of photo memes going around. Because I’m lazy a trailblazer, I decided to write a post about my life and include as many silly photos of people I don’t know as possible.  Because what’s creepier than putting pictures of children you don’t know on your blog? Absolutely nothing.

I get up around…

I’m a teacher, so many people suspect I walk each day into a roomful of children who look like this:

Which would be fantastic, but it’s entirely inaccurate. I have a few who look like this:

And one …READ MORE