Hooray! It’s almost February. I’m ready to kick off this month with candy hearts and red wine. So it’s so cold outside that after three seconds in the elements my nipples are so hard they could cut glass? I don’t care! It’s not January! So this chilly month includes the only holiday dedicated exclusively to coupled people and I am single? I don’t care! It’s not January! I would rather deal with 28 (or 29 days this Leap Year) days of shiny red and pink materialistic reminders of LOVE and SOUL MATES and BE MINES and SWEETHEARTS rather than spend …READ MORE
It’s 1:28am. I cannot sleep.
I want to tell you that this inability to fall deeply into my beloved REM cycle has to do with a mind that’s going over a hot date or a recent job offer, or even bursting excitement over new shoes I got on sale. But oh no universe, you would be wrong.
I cannot sleep because I’m thinking of the New Hampshire primary.
I cannot even begin to tell you how dorky this makes me feel. It’s one thing to care about politics, but to care about an election so much (that’s going on in …READ MORE
There is a large school close to where I live, complete with a track, baseball/football fields and soccer pitch. Because running on a track makes the whole thing feel more legitimate, (and not just an excuse to wear my cute running shoes) I’ve been busting a move on it for the last few weeks. It’s always deserted, which is nice because I feel that I can sing along to Kenny Rogers Gwen Stefani as loud as I want without annoying anyone. It’s also nice because there’s a chance my running clothes may not be color coordinated, and my hair might look less …READ MORE
Me (on three hours of sleep, thanks funk), many giddy little children with excited hands eager to touch everything that is new and two PIANOS that were left in my theatre space.
Here’s the basic idea of what I said for 8 hours:
“Okay everyone, needs to come sit down, Jack, please step away from the piano”
“We are just waiting for Jack to join us over here.”
“Excellent work Jack, can you come and join us over here? No one can see you under the piano”
“Jack has decided to not participate in this super fun dancing …READ MORE
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