March 31st, 2011 in advice, books i'm not writing, I don't know what day it is, i love fragment sentences, i should be a P.S.A., I'm scared to see the search engine results to this, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's always easier to say it than do it, it's ironic because I'm Canadian, lists, oh look! i have opinions., self improvement, the title says it all, the world according to me Let’s be clear. I didn’t come up with this list while quoting Gandhi and emptying out the entire contents of my bank account to give to a third world nation. I actually started this list to remind myself how I want to try and live. I easily get caught up in bad habits- and thought tattooing “STOP SWEARING LOUDLY WHILE SHAKING YOUR FIST AT BAD DRIVERS” to my forehead was extreme and a bit too long for my tiny forehead. So I wrote a list to remind myself of how to behave like a normal human being. Some people create …READ MORE
August 17th, 2010 in earning my dork badge, I don't know what day it is, I like annoying people by talking about how much i like comic sans, i might be addicted to tags, I should be sleeping, i wrote this just for the picture, it makes sense to me, it's okay- you can skim this one, let's not talk about how long this took, shoes, teaching, when I go all Dr. Seuss on you Blue area rug that I lugged into the school while making noises that one usually only hears behind closed doors late at night after *4 shots of tequila- $19
Bins of throw pillows, each carefully picked for plumpness, coziness and all around ‘I want to curl up and read a book with you’ feeling- $64
Wire shelving units that appeared easy to construct but resulted in me cursing so much I would have made a sailor blush and almost resulted in the loss of my pinkie finger- $58
Approximate number of hours it took to sort each book into categories- …READ MORE
October 28th, 2009 in and no you can't say world peace, because I can't do report cards 24/7, games we play, harry potter, i complain because I care, I don't know what day it is, it's almost like a meme, just do what i say, karma is going to get you, let's still be friends?, swimming in a sea of self pity, the one that nobody reads because of the title, tomorrow will be better, Wednesday nights make me frisky, when i ask you to do things for me, you're skimming this one Oh, hi. I’m dying.
Okay maybe not but *whatever the hell I’m battling, it’s currently kicking my ass. Like, if me and this sickness were in a boxing ring, I’d be pinned to the mat yelling “SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, I GIVE UP, YOU WIN- TAKE EVERY SEASON OF THE WEST WING! TAKE MY VINTAGE WRANGLERS FROM THE 70′S THAT DO WONDERS FOR MY BUM! TAKE AWAY SWEET POTATO FRIES FROM THE EARTH! “, the second the starting bell was heard.
I was feeling tremendously sorry for myself while watching ** Lecture 3 in Game Theory (sexily titled “Iterative Deletion …READ MORE
July 21st, 2009 in a possible regret, and now you might know everything, Annie Lebowitz is so jealous, earning my dork badge, family, happiness, holidays, I don't know what day it is, i wrote this just for the picture, it happened this week, it's okay- you can skim this one, italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, Oh Canada!, people i like, something I won't forget, the less i worry the happier i am So last week I went on a little ‘vacation‘. I use that word loosely because to me, vacations conjure up images of slushy drinks, tropical locales and steamy, late night samba sessions with dark haired men. I went with my mom to visit my grandfather. See? The word ‘vacation’ seems wrong. Especially when I compare it to past summer vacations. With all of that said however, it was still a ridiculously fun time and minus getting carsick on the way home (because I’m apparently 8 years old) and an unfortunate half a mile walk in the mud without shoes- it …READ MORE
December 30th, 2008 in and now you might know everything, don't blame me blame country music, don't judge me based on my love for bad music, earning my dork badge, I don't know what day it is, i know- we all LOVE him, i love fragment sentences, i may write about the west wing forever, i went to vegas and drank a lot, i went to vegas and saw many tigers, i went to vegas and won some MONEY!, introspection sometimes causes me to drink, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's a long one (twss), it's almost like a meme, it's ironic because I'm Canadian, Jon Stewart, Josh Lyman needs his own tag, let's not talk about how long this took, life lesson, politics, Q & A, the last line is my favourite, the title says it all, the world according to me, these are the things that happen to me, what i found when i went looking, you're skimming this one If there’s one thing I love about the ending of a year, it’s the excuse to buy 3 new dresses for new years year end questionnaires that everyone does. This year, I decided to join the masses and fill out the one I found here. Not only did it let me reflect on the year, it also let me practice my page linking abilities. AND THAT’S ALWAYS FUN.
1. What did you do in 2008 that you’d never done before? Lost sleep over the New Hampshire primary. Taught my own class. Recited Shakespeare to the masses. Hid in a classroom …READ MORE
December 29th, 2008 in competition makes me crazy, don't judge me based on my love for bad music, friends, holidays, i can't believe i have a football tag, I don't know what day it is, i should be a cheerleader, I'm scared to see the search engine results to this, it happened this week, lists, music, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., single girl stories, sports, the big O, the last line is my favourite, the title says it all Ten Six Things That ROCKED this Holiday Season
1. Quality family time. Even though we play the most competitive board games ever (Risk anyone?) and I got completely schooled, it was still fun. You know, once I was back on speaking terms with my mom. Sure, she may have brought me into the world, but was it completely necessary to dismantle my entire strategy to take over North America in ONE TURN? NO. The answer is NO IT WAS NOT.
2. Time with friends. The friends who are still friends with you despite *2003. The friends who know what …READ MORE
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quote of the moment "Once you start googling 'unlikely animal friendships', life gets better."
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