December 31st, 2009 in a possible regret, AHHHHHHHHHHH!, and then i laughed out loud, conversation of the day, earning my dork badge, find the dorkiest sentence in this, games we play, i can't believe i said that, i laugh when i say "balls", I sound drunk but I assure you I am not, I'm yoda. Everyone else is a grasshopper, it makes sense to me, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's a long one (twss), love or something like it, man I'm such a girl, men, p.s. i love me, people i like, relationships, the last line is my favourite, the title says it all, this makes me sound dumber than i am, when i say it anyway Hello internet! So, it’s the last day of 2009, and I thought I’d lighten the mood.
A few weeks ago, the ‘hot awesome dude’ (aka: H.A.D) decided he wanted to share with the internet things I taught him in 2009. I was overjoyed with this idea. Of cooourse I wanted a list that showcased how life changing and awesome I am. Instead, he decided that he should cull allll the ridiculous things I said in 2009 and make them into a little list for him to re-read and giggle over like a school girl asked to prom. (He’s going to …READ MORE
July 29th, 2009 in and then i laughed out loud, because "guilt" is a dirty word, books, famous people make for good gossip, Gore makes green sexy, happiness, harry potter, hello universe? I love you, i can't believe i have a football tag, i laugh when i say "balls", i might be addicted to tags, I sound drunk but I assure you I am not, it makes sense to me, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's almost like a meme, it's ironic because I'm Canadian, italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, let's still be friends?, lists, love or something like it, note on a non-scandal, people i like, something I won't forget, the less i worry the happier i am, the title says it all, this one is about you, Wednesday nights make me frisky Hey guess what?
It’s definitely time for a new topic. In fact, I can’t think of a time where a new topic was MORE NEEDED. But the thing is, any time I sat down to whip up something new, my brain melted into a puddle. And not even an engaging or mildly entertaining puddle but more into a gross, sticky, gooey, I’M UNHAPPY WITH THE WORLD sort of puddle.
Anyway.
I got over it.
And got my brain back.
Apparently.
Over a year ago, I wrote a LOVE LIST of things I adored and you know, this seemed like a …READ MORE
October 16th, 2008 in and now you might know everything, i laugh when i say "balls", it makes sense to me, it's almost like a meme, lists, movies, so egan will LOVE this, the title says it all, the world according to me, Uncategorized, wasting time Part One can be found here…
salsa over ketchup Hillary over Bill too cold over too hot (this is why I live in Canada and not Florida) manicures over massages essay writing over test taking hockey over football Woody Allen over Woody Harrelson Jefferson over Washington pepper over salt dark eyes over bright lips Llyod Dobbler over Ferris Buller scrabble over cranium Everyone over Karl Rove Rachel Maddow over Everyone too fast over too slow doctor visits over dentist visits star gazing over Star! reading house salad over Caesar salad Nicole over Paris beer over cocktails making the mistake over …READ MORE
September 17th, 2008 in Annie Lebowitz is so jealous, confession of the day, family, happiness, hello universe? I love you, i complain because I care, i laugh when i say "balls", i may write about the west wing forever, I should be sleeping, i'm the sum of my failures and my achivements, it makes sense to me, it's ironic because I'm Canadian, when i say it anyway, work I could write about how I’m not looking forward to Friday. If I was feeling very brave, I could confess how I almost canceled the job because I’m worried the whole thing will depress the funk into me. I could write about how my fall clothes are feeling a little too tight, my finances are a little shaky or about how I haven’t had a good hair day in weeks. I could rant about how everything on my sidebar keeps disappearing and I don’t know where it goes. I could write about how it still bothers me that my dad …READ MORE
September 8th, 2008 in advice, AGGRESSIVE eye rolling makes me mad, and now you might know everything, anger and I have sat down for tea, friends, i laugh when i say "balls", I'm scared to see the search engine results to this, I'm yoda. Everyone else is a grasshopper, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's a long one (twss), it's almost like a meme, karma is going to get you, lists, men, oh look! i have opinions., relationships, the devils worker bees, the title says it all, the world according to me, this might be why I'm single, when i say it anyway, who's the boss now? There are few mysteries that trouble the world as deeply as those relating to the male species. I imagine the dawn of time cave women scratched out their man problems on dusty cave walls lit only by torches that reflected their fat tears which tasted of salt and heartbreak.
Was that too much? Yeah, I thought so too.
In all honesty, I don’t really cry that often over men. I suspect that my ‘tears for a man’ reservoir was ran dry due to one man who left me crying for so long my cheeks forgot what they were like to …READ MORE
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quote of the moment "Once you start googling 'unlikely animal friendships', life gets better."
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