October 26th, 2009 in 98% of me thinks this is funny, confession of the day, Doing my part to help the economy, i should be a P.S.A., I sound drunk but I assure you I am not, I'm a lady. I'm a tramp., I'm scared to see the search engine results to this, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., let's still be friends?, something I won't forget, the title says it all, these are the things that happen to me, when i say it anyway This weekend I reclaimed my closet. At first I was just going to tackle spring/summer clothes and store them for the winter in my summer house garbage bags shoved into closets, but then a second of inspiration coupled with a fleeting moment of ambition led to me clearing off all my shelves, unfolding every article, removing each shirt, dress, regrettable sequined ensemble from it’s hanger and tossing it on my bed to be sorted and then placed in an appropriate bag to be either stored or given away.
I had had nearly finished when I stumbled upon a stack of …READ MORE
June 4th, 2009 in 1/2 funny 1/2 serious 100% important, AHHHHHHHHHHH!, i am slowly going crazy, I'm a lady. I'm a tramp., if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it happened this week, it's okay- you can skim this one, italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, the one that nobody reads because of the title, the title says it all, these are the things that happen to me, wedding season is kicking my ass, when strangers see you NAKED You can find the post HERE.
May 29th, 2009 in confession of the day, hey it's Friday! let's say something nice, I'm a lady. I'm a tramp., if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, introspection sometimes causes me to drink, it's almost like a meme, it's okay- you can skim this one, lists, man I'm such a girl, reinforcing stereotypes since 1981, this makes me sound dumber than i am, wasting time, when i say it anyway, women, you're skimming this one Five Truths That Make Me Question My “Girl” Status
1. I would rather attempt to read German car manuals for the next 10 years rather than spend an evening reading the “Shopaholic” book series.
2. I do not (even after repeated attempts) like yogurt. (I know this one doesn’t make sense but I just assume all girls like yogurt. I can’t explain it. My brain is ridiculous).
3. I have not spent oodles of time planning my imaginary wedding. In fact, the only thing I know for sure is that a) I do want to get married and b) I …READ MORE
April 15th, 2009 in adventure, and now you might know everything, Andrea should move back to Canada, confession of the day, genius, i like scotch & table dancing, I'm a lady. I'm a tramp., if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it makes sense to me, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's a long one (twss), man I'm such a girl, right on my sleeve, single girl stories, this might be why I'm single, Wednesday nights make me frisky, what i found when i went looking, when i say it anyway, you're skimming this one I’ve mentioned in the past that before I realized that a person could just randomly write stuff for the internet to read, I was big on mass emailing my every thought to everyone on my email list. This included my manifestos. That’s right. Every summer, I would write a summer manifesto detailing what exactly I wanted to accomplish that summer. And I did it without wearing a potato sack or complaining about capitalism.
I was re-reading one of them and decided it was too ridiculous brilliant to not share. So here (in part) is my Summer 2004 Manifesto. I’m …READ MORE
August 7th, 2008 in adventure, don't hate me for this, famous people make for good gossip, find the dorkiest sentence in this, friends, guest post, i hate it when i blog about blogging, i like cupcakes more than gluten, i like scotch & table dancing, i second that emotion, I'm a lady. I'm a tramp., i'm hot like fire, is it weird this makes me cry?, it happened this week, it makes sense to me, Uncategorized It’s funny how this blogging thing can connect us to others in a way that we never really imagined. The people we meet, the friends we make, from all over the freaking world, it’s kind of amazing, right? I mean you go into blogging probably because you have an affinity for writing, you have something to say, you want to get your words out of your mind and out there, and something else happens as a really good side benny, if you’re lucky. Someone from somewhere far away (like Canada!) stumbles across your blog or you fall upon her’s first, …READ MORE
February 10th, 2008 in confession of the day, friends, i love fragment sentences, i should be a P.S.A., i wish i was a Kennedy, I'm a lady. I'm a tramp., martinis make the world make sense, politics, tequila consequences, vague is vogue, what the hell This weekend I might have bought a book on US politics.
And I might have also re-discovered a love for red wine.
And I might have consumed wine and then called people.
And I might have thought it would be THE GREATEST idea to read them my favourite line from The Gettysburg Address.
And I might have actually shed a tear or two while reading it.
And I might have followed all of that up by telling each of them that I LOVE THEM and then letting them know that they are AMAZING and then asking if they wanted me …READ MORE
January 20th, 2008 in blogs, family, happiness, i like cupcakes more than gluten, I should be sleeping, I'm a lady. I'm a tramp., lists, music, people i like, politics, secrets, teaching, vague is vogue, when it doesn't go my way, youth Oh my stars, what a week it’s been. I’ve slept less, cried more and laughed harder in the last seven days than I think I ever have. I could fill you all in with longest post ever with thoughts so deep we all would need to wear rubber boots, but honestly? My brain is hurting and I need sleep. So instead, let’s do this prison rules style. Bring on the bullets!
There are two kinds of calls you can get at 1am- 1) A call from someone telling you that they love you and they miss you and they want …READ MORE
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