I’m drunk and in the Las Vegas airport. Beside someone who keeps talking about how she is apart of a UN delegate. She has said very articulate things.  I have spent the last 26 minutes thinking about how much I love drinks that come in 64 ounce containers and Banana Republic sales.

I hurt in many places, but I do believe Las Vegas is magic!

So is spellcheck.

I promise there will be a better update soon!