September 4th, 2008 in and now you might know everything, famous people make for good gossip, i am slowly going crazy, i like scotch & table dancing, i love fragment sentences, it makes sense to me, it was a dance dance revolution, Me & the Bard, politics, the title says it all, this is where I grew up, this might be why I'm single, travel, what i found when i went looking I found this in an email account I was cleaning up (because email account cleaning can turn into a whole day project when you are unemployed), and was both delighted and horrified to see how accurately this still was, SIX YEARS after I originally wrote it- except the mono part. I kicked mono’s ass- all while backpacking Europe because I’m part superhero.
Dear Everyone…
So sorry for the mass email, I am just so busy that I can’t write to you each all individually, I am sure you understand. Considering the fact that I have no serious job, no real …READ MORE
May 1st, 2008 in and now you might know everything, Annie Lebowitz is so jealous, brookem is awesome!, confession of the day, games we play, hello universe? I love you, I want to make Jim Halpert a mix tape, it happened this week, it makes sense to me, love or something like it, Me & the Bard, men, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., Uncategorized Secret Guilty Confession: You know those posts where people show off the contents of their handbag? I love those. Almost as much as I love Stephen Colletti after this weeks episode of The Hills (which had me singing like Sebastian the crab from The Little Mermaid “kiss the girl! kiss the girl!). Because I’m cool like that.
Hmm. I love how I just divulged my Colletti crush and THAT wasn’t my guilty confession.
As many of you know, I attended the wedding with the ice sculpture that required me to recite a sonnet last week. I have also recently figured …READ MORE
April 23rd, 2008 in adventure, Annie Lebowitz is so jealous, friends, i like cupcakes more than gluten, i like scotch & table dancing, i'm hot like fire, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it happened this week, it was a dance dance revolution, it's the environment stupid, let's not talk about how long this took, Me & the Bard, proof i attract crazy, something I won't forget, tequila consequences, Uncategorized, Wednesday nights make me frisky, when it doesn't go my way I’m alive.
There were a few times in the last five days that I thought I was going to die. A few times I wished I would just die, and once or twice where I actively went looking for things that would put me out of my misery but alas- I’m still standing.
Remember last Friday I was driving 10 hours to read Shakespeare at a wedding? Yeah. I did that. Then I danced like I was famous, got pictures taken in front of the elaborate wedding ice sculpture and won $50 in the hotel’s casino at 3am with one …READ MORE
April 16th, 2008 in adventure, books, i went to vegas and drank a lot, i went to vegas and saw many tigers, i went to vegas and won some MONEY!, Josh Lyman needs his own tag, lists, Me & the Bard, men, the J.O.B., Wednesday nights make me frisky, youth Do you ever have one of those weeks where your hands move instinctively to your head just to make sure that your brain is still attached? And you wake up counting the hours until you can get back into your bed? And your best daydreams involve singing Oasis in your bathtub with just a bottle of gin for company? Yeah. That’s this week.
When life gets full, my brain shuts down. One of the first things to go is any ability to write anything remotely entertaining. That, and sometimes I forget to put pants on. So here’s a scattered list …READ MORE
April 13th, 2008 in adventure, confession of the day, friends, help, i complain because I care, i like scotch & table dancing, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., Me & the Bard, oh dear, these are the things that happen to me A short time ago, a dear friend asked me to do the one thing that a good friend can’t refuse doing. She asked me to speak at her wedding. And of course, I said yes. Because that is what you do when your friend asks you to do such a thing. You say “yes”. And you say it without hesitation.
And then I was given my “reading”. Sonnet 18 by The Bard. In case you aren’t up-to-date on your Shakespeare (and other than *Bre, who is?) Sonnet 18 starts out “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”, and includes …READ MORE
February 25th, 2008 in advice, blogs, friends, i might be addicted to tags, i should be a cheerleader, I should be sleeping, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it happened this week, let's not talk about how long this took, lists, Me & the Bard, movies, music, p.s. i love me, politics, pretty hair makes me happier, proof i attract crazy, quote of the day, school, sometimes i get violent, these are the things that happen to me, when i say it anyway, work, you're skimming this one, youth I wanted to be clever and tie all this together through artfully worded segues and mindful wordplay, but alas it is of late hour and my brain is not computing.
I’m talking funny. I can feel it. The reason for this is the following:
Cramming in the ‘speare + little sleep + plus frantic excitement over OBAMA’s current run + spending everyday with an army of children who still need to be reminded that scratching their butts with both hands for an extended period of time while in public is considered rude.
So without further delay, we are doing “What …READ MORE
February 3rd, 2008 in confession of the day, getting my smart on!, it makes sense to me, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's always easier to say it than do it, learning, Me & the Bard, p.s. i love me, self improvement, this tag is for you Arm!, when beauty queens boost my ego Confession- My first choice was the solar system. This stemmed from a conversation I had with my brother during a long drive home when I realized I couldn’t name the planets in order. I was shocked. So in an attempt to deflect my ignorance, I proceeded to make various Uranus jokes.
Because sometimes I’m mature like that.
On Friday I still hadn’t fully decided what I was going study when I got a phone message from the library. A book I had forgotten I requested was in. The book? Interred with Their Bones (recommended by Bre). A Da Vinci Code-esque …READ MORE
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