November 6th, 2011 in 1/2 funny 1/2 serious 100% important, a possible regret, anger and I have sat down for tea, Annie Lebowitz is so jealous, confession of the day, famous people make for good gossip, i can't believe i said that, i should be a cheerleader, i think this would make her proud, i wrote this just for the picture, note on a non-scandal, people i like, the one that nobody reads because of the title, wedding season is kicking my ass So first of all, if you break out into hives when someone whispers the word “Kardashian”, this post is not for you. But here, look at my cute puppy before you go:
You want to see how adorable Macy is in her harness she wears because her walking speed is Mach 5? Okay! One more:
Now that you feel that you’ve swallowed a rainbow of happiness, you may leave.
Kardashian time.
Let’s just get it out in the open- I like Kim Kardashian. I think she’s a smart business woman and is ridiculously talented at knowing how to …READ MORE
June 21st, 2011 in 20something, AGGRESSIVE eye rolling makes me mad, and now you might know everything, anger and I have sat down for tea, because "guilt" is a dirty word, here is my heart, I'm scared to see the search engine results to this, it's a long one (twss), italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, note on a non-scandal, overwhelmed doesn't even begin..., seriously, Slyvia Path has nothing on me, thank you Eleni, the world according to me, when i say it anyway Let’s just start out by saying this. I’m not 100% percent bitter, only about 83%. And not at all moms. Just 31% of them. But a title called “Why I’m 83% Bitter at 31% of Moms” gave my math phobic self severe heart palpitations.
One of my favourite bloggers once said “everyone has something”, a statement referring to the idea that each person is going through their own battle- a notion that has really hit home with me in the last few months. Bloggers with children are no exception. I read a lot of blogs of women in their 30′s and …READ MORE
July 29th, 2009 in and then i laughed out loud, because "guilt" is a dirty word, books, famous people make for good gossip, Gore makes green sexy, happiness, harry potter, hello universe? I love you, i can't believe i have a football tag, i laugh when i say "balls", i might be addicted to tags, I sound drunk but I assure you I am not, it makes sense to me, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's almost like a meme, it's ironic because I'm Canadian, italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, let's still be friends?, lists, love or something like it, note on a non-scandal, people i like, something I won't forget, the less i worry the happier i am, the title says it all, this one is about you, Wednesday nights make me frisky Hey guess what?
It’s definitely time for a new topic. In fact, I can’t think of a time where a new topic was MORE NEEDED. But the thing is, any time I sat down to whip up something new, my brain melted into a puddle. And not even an engaging or mildly entertaining puddle but more into a gross, sticky, gooey, I’M UNHAPPY WITH THE WORLD sort of puddle.
Anyway.
I got over it.
And got my brain back.
Apparently.
Over a year ago, I wrote a LOVE LIST of things I adored and you know, this seemed like a …READ MORE
If you want me to think that you ARE different, you should probably try to BE different.
April 7th, 2009 in Dairy products make the world a better place, i complain because I care, i hate it when i blog about blogging, i love fragment sentences, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it happened this week, lists, note on a non-scandal, pretty hair makes me happier, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., sports You know, I’m not oblivious. I feel it too. This little blog of mine has been rocking the title LAME for a while now. I have to search my archives with a miners hat to find a post that I’ve written that I’ve actually felt proud to have published. But, it is what it is and I refuse to feel bad about this little writers slump that is slowly choking the life out of me.
I’m kidding. Kind of.
The thing is, life is happening. Just nothing that warrants full explanations, detailed elaborations or 500 words. Here are the top …READ MORE
March 3rd, 2009 in AHHHHHHHHHHH!, confession of the day, famous people make for good gossip, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, karma is going to get you, note on a non-scandal, oh look! i have opinions., so egan will LOVE this, the one that nobody reads because of the title, the title says it all, this might be why I'm single, when i say it anyway I cannot decide which is more disturbing:
1. That despite not watching the season, I found myself transfixed while watching season finale of The Bachelor tonight. And I may have watched the whole second hour while standing on the couch, mouth open, spewing such a hateful and curse riddled tirade that a sailor would have blushed. And wept for his mom. And peed his pants.
2. I just admitted to spending two hours of my life watching THE BACHELOR. TWO HOURS. I could have written an epic haiku in that amount of time. Or upped my calcium intake with a …READ MORE
January 30th, 2009 in 1/2 funny 1/2 serious 100% important, and now you might know everything, Andrea should move back to Canada, blogs, brookem is awesome!, confession of the day, friends, happiness, hey it's Friday! let's say something nice, I'm yoda. Everyone else is a grasshopper, it happened this week, it makes sense to me, it's a good thing, let's still be friends?, life lesson, man I'm such a girl, note on a non-scandal, oh look! i have opinions., right on my sleeve, so egan will LOVE this, so sappy it hurts, the less i worry the happier i am, the one that nobody reads because of the title, the title says it all, the world according to me, things I don't say outloud, this tag is for you Arm!, when I go all Dr. Phil on you, when i say it anyway, you're skimming this one November 2006- Start my blog. On a whim. Because I’m killing time before going on a date. My first post talks about how bloggers are pretentious (no really, it does) and how I’m scared no one is going to read my blog. And then, because I’m afraid no one WILL read my blog, I attach my blog url to my email so every “real life” friend will have access to it. (I later refer to this “Blogging Mistake #1“).
November 2006- December 2006= No one reads my blog and I do not understand why. Doesn’t the internet know I exist?
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January 12th, 2009 in 1/2 funny 1/2 serious 100% important, advice, i love fragment sentences, i post dated this mofo!, I'm yoda. Everyone else is a grasshopper, introspection sometimes causes me to drink, it's not you it's me, life lesson, men, my passive aggressiveness is devastating, note on a non-scandal, question of the day, relationships, right on my sleeve, self improvement, single girl stories, the less i worry the happier i am, the world according to me, things I don't say outloud, this is what happens when you listen to a sad song, vague is vogue, when I go all Dr. Phil on you, you're skimming this one One of my best friends from high school once told me her parents didn’t fight. Ever. They didn’t raise their voices, they didn’t gesture wildly, no one ever lost their temper. Not once did someone throw a dish or drop the f-bomb. Now, I didn’t grow up in the middle of a war zone but I had grown up with parents who argued occasionally- I thought everybody had. So naturally, I thought her ‘no fighting’ declaration was a lie. And the next time I was over, I asked her mom to tell me the truth.
Because the term ‘mind your …READ MORE
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quote of the moment "Once you start googling 'unlikely animal friendships', life gets better."
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