June 1st, 2009 in brookem is awesome!, confession of the day, famous people make for good gossip, i am slowly going crazy, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., let's not talk about how long this took, let's still be friends?, oh dear, reinforcing stereotypes since 1981, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., so egan will LOVE this, the title says it all, this might be why I'm single Sometimes I wonder why I haven’t written that book I sometimes talk about. Sometimes I wonder how come I don’t have time to practice juggling or learn how to speak French or find a few minutes to deep condition my hair. Then I realize, I spend my free time doing stuff like this:
That’s right. It’s a flow chart based on “The Hills”. That I created for a friend who acts like he doesn’t want to watch it but who I know SECRETLY DOES. I’m not going to lie, I hate myself a little for knowing so much …READ MORE
May 13th, 2009 in and now you might know everything, don't judge me based on my love for bad music, i can't believe i have a football tag, I like annoying people by talking about how much i like comic sans, i love fragment sentences, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's okay- you can skim this one, italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, lists, man I'm such a girl, no i haven't gotten laid, oh look! i have opinions., shoes, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., so egan will LOVE this, wasting time, what i found when i went looking, when i say it anyway, you're skimming this one Roughly a zillion years ago, this lovely (at least I’m 99.9% positive it was you!) posted this meme. And when I say ‘a zillion years’ ago, I’m serious. There’s a good chance I read the meme while wearing a Mondetta sweatshirt (I had ‘Australia”), lock up jeans and a snap bracelet. Anyway, I read it- and like a good blogger I promptly copied and pasted it, thinking it was a meme I would love to do sometimes. Because I adore memes. I also adore Mandy Moore and comic sans font. And no, I’m not joking about ANY OF THAT.
The …READ MORE
It’s Monday. Which means, The Secret Project Day but there’s something today that I wanted to write about instead (which gives you another week to get in secrets!). Today, May 4th- is the lovely Brookem’s birthday.
It’s hard when you try and describe how you are friends with someone you’ve never met. Or what makes you friends with someone in the first place. But for reasons I will never understand, (but will be forever thankful for) Miss Brookem and I have hit it off.
Through two years of conversations, we’ve covered every conversation under the sun. We squealed over boys …READ MORE
April 29th, 2009 in confession of the day, don't judge me based on my love for bad music, earning my dork badge, famous people make for good gossip, i complain because I care, I should be sleeping, it makes sense to me, it's almost like a meme, lists, people i like, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., tequila consequences, the one that nobody reads because of the title, the title says it all, the world according to me, Wednesday nights make me frisky, when I go all Dr. Phil on you, when i say it anyway, you're skimming this one 1. 99.89% of the nicknames that have ever been bestowed upon me.
2. Snow.
3. The Hills.
4. Mondays.
5. Coming home after a vacation.
6. Chick flicks.
7. Mornings.
8. Eating vegetables.
9. Christmas shopping.
10. Tequila.
11. Soul Decision.
12. Mud Puddles.
13. Getting Older.
14. Airplane Food.
15. Dr. Phil.
April 7th, 2009 in Dairy products make the world a better place, i complain because I care, i hate it when i blog about blogging, i love fragment sentences, if you're shallow and you know it clap your hands!, it happened this week, lists, note on a non-scandal, pretty hair makes me happier, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., sports You know, I’m not oblivious. I feel it too. This little blog of mine has been rocking the title LAME for a while now. I have to search my archives with a miners hat to find a post that I’ve written that I’ve actually felt proud to have published. But, it is what it is and I refuse to feel bad about this little writers slump that is slowly choking the life out of me.
I’m kidding. Kind of.
The thing is, life is happening. Just nothing that warrants full explanations, detailed elaborations or 500 words. Here are the top …READ MORE
February 15th, 2009 in and now you might know everything, blame country music, dogs, don't hate me for this, famous people make for good gossip, i can't believe i have a football tag, i like scotch & table dancing, I'm yoda. Everyone else is a grasshopper, it happened this week, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it was a dance dance revolution, it's okay- you can skim this one, let's not talk about how long this took, lists, movies, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., so egan will LOVE this, the one that nobody reads because of the title, top 10 I know. That title is such a hook. You are dying to read this aren’t you? The word ‘meme’ always gets the people flocking.
Let me tell you a little story. There’s that “letter” meme going around (that isn’t the story, stay with me, I promise this tale gets SCINTILLATING), Beth gave Matt the letter “D”. Then, I complained to Matt that I had nothing interesting to blog about (yes, these are the things I say in gchat conversations, doesn’t it make you want to find me so we can talk RIGHT NOW?), so Matt gave ME his letter. Because …READ MORE
January 4th, 2009 in 1/2 funny 1/2 serious 100% important, anger and I have sat down for tea, competition makes me crazy, confession of the day, disappointment, i can't believe i have a football tag, movies, other people say it better, politics, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS. Things that really pissed me off in 2008 by Mr. 5280 5. George Bush. The absolute best thing he did all year was dodge two shoes that were thrown at him during a press conference. He showed cat-like reflexes to dodge the shoe thrower and this single act alone probably saved him from the number one spot.
4. Adam Sandler, “Don’t Mess With the Zohan”. I sent Adam an email after this movie, begging him to STOP IT. His brilliance in “Waterboy”,”Happy Gilmore” and “Billy Madison,” is going to be overshadowed by these mediocre cinematic flops. He used to bring …READ MORE
December 29th, 2008 in competition makes me crazy, don't judge me based on my love for bad music, friends, holidays, i can't believe i have a football tag, I don't know what day it is, i should be a cheerleader, I'm scared to see the search engine results to this, it happened this week, lists, music, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., single girl stories, sports, the big O, the last line is my favourite, the title says it all Ten Six Things That ROCKED this Holiday Season
1. Quality family time. Even though we play the most competitive board games ever (Risk anyone?) and I got completely schooled, it was still fun. You know, once I was back on speaking terms with my mom. Sure, she may have brought me into the world, but was it completely necessary to dismantle my entire strategy to take over North America in ONE TURN? NO. The answer is NO IT WAS NOT.
2. Time with friends. The friends who are still friends with you despite *2003. The friends who know what …READ MORE
December 16th, 2008 in Andrea should move back to Canada, because "guilt" is a dirty word, Doing my part to help the economy, games we play, holidays, i complain because I care, I want to make Jim Halpert a mix tape, it's a good thing, it's almost like a meme, Josh Lyman needs his own tag, just do what i say, lists, people i like, pretty hair makes me happier, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS. So, many of you know Lisa who is a) a gem b) the founder of 20SB. You know she’s a big deal because she’s first name only- Lisa. She’s the new Dooce. Trust. Anyway, Lisa let me in on this fun idea called Blog Carnival where you get a topic and write on it and then they get shared. And this months topic involved Presents! And a list! Two of my favourite things (Also? The day that there’s a topic that involves presents, lists AND Josh Lyman, I may pee my pants with excitement. Internet, you have been warned), so …READ MORE
November 24th, 2008 in About the last line? I'm kidding. I promise, confession of the day, i post dated this mofo!, I'm scared to see the search engine results to this, it's not you it's me, question of the day, sigh. i've made a tag for THE HILLS., the sex tag, the title says it all, thinking, this might be why I'm single, when i ask you to do things for me In the last few weeks I’ve had multiple conversations with people all of whom are in ‘friends with benefits’ situations. Which? Always intrigues me, the way Alaskan cruises or tightrope walking intrigues me- I think they appear fun but I don’t think they are for me.
There’s a gene I think I lack. The “I’m cool with exchanging bodily fluids without caring enough to date you” gene. Don’t get me wrong- I’ve done the walk of shame, I’ve made very many bad choices and have enjoyed every single one. But repeatedly going back to the same person, liking them enough …READ MORE
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quote of the moment "Once you start googling 'unlikely animal friendships', life gets better."
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