Things I Said Today

May 27th, 2009 in 98% of me thinks this is funny, AHHHHHHHHHHH!, conversation of the day, i am slowly going crazy, I'm yoda. Everyone else is a grasshopper, it happened this week, lists, school, teaching, the one that nobody reads because of the title, the title says it all, these are the things that happen to me, Things I Said Today, you're skimming this one, youth

The title says it all. Here are ten things I said today (and I only started writing them down at lunch- that’s how crazy this class was). I spent a better part of my drive home daydreaming of a workplace where no one put things down their pants while talking to me. I’m sure there is a GREAT dirty joke in there but I’m too tired to find it.

1. “If you keep talking inappropriately about Michael Jackson, you will spend your recess with me”.

2. “Show me that you are ready for gym. That means you need to get …READ MORE

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