October 28th, 2009 in and no you can't say world peace, because I can't do report cards 24/7, games we play, harry potter, i complain because I care, I don't know what day it is, it's almost like a meme, just do what i say, karma is going to get you, let's still be friends?, swimming in a sea of self pity, the one that nobody reads because of the title, tomorrow will be better, Wednesday nights make me frisky, when i ask you to do things for me, you're skimming this one Oh, hi. I’m dying.
Okay maybe not but *whatever the hell I’m battling, it’s currently kicking my ass. Like, if me and this sickness were in a boxing ring, I’d be pinned to the mat yelling “SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, I GIVE UP, YOU WIN- TAKE EVERY SEASON OF THE WEST WING! TAKE MY VINTAGE WRANGLERS FROM THE 70′S THAT DO WONDERS FOR MY BUM! TAKE AWAY SWEET POTATO FRIES FROM THE EARTH! “, the second the starting bell was heard.
I was feeling tremendously sorry for myself while watching ** Lecture 3 in Game Theory (sexily titled “Iterative Deletion …READ MORE
October 13th, 2009 in and now you might know everything, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's a long one (twss), it's almost like a meme, lists, so egan will LOVE this, the one that nobody reads because of the title, the title says it all, tomorrow will be better, wasting time, you're skimming this one I got this sent to me in an email and it reminded me of the good ol’ days when I would dedicate all my free time to answering email surveys. I’m pretty sure I set some sort of record for answering them, I really loved filling out questions about my favourite type of ice cream or first boy I kissed (you think I’m kidding, but sadly I am not. My ego is so large it adored the attention). Anyway, I got this one sent to me ages ago and thought it would be fun to churn out. Regular blogging shall …READ MORE
August 25th, 2009 in 1/2 funny 1/2 serious 100% important, it makes sense to me, overwhelmed doesn't even begin..., people i like, the J.O.B., the one that nobody reads because of the title, the title says it all, the world according to me, tomorrow will be better, what do you say when you aren't sorry?, what the hell, when i say it anyway, you're skimming this one Dear People Who Saw Me on The Dance Floor Saturday Night,
I know. I can’t believe I’m that good of a dance either. It’s like I’m the love child of that chick from Flashdance and that creepy Lord of the Dance dude. Plus a hint of Justin Timberlake. All mixed together and fueled by rum.
dancing into your hearts, brandy
Dear blog, life, blog and life,
I miss you
busily yours, brandy
Dear man who sat beside me in the literacy conference yesterday,
You need to re-think your food choices because what was going on there was pretty nasty. And …READ MORE
February 26th, 2009 in i like scotch & table dancing, introspection sometimes causes me to drink, it seemed like a good idea at the time..., it's okay- you can skim this one, lists, oh dear, tequila consequences, the title says it all, this makes me sound dumber than i am, tomorrow will be better, top 10 1. I hug you. Often. And without warning. In fact, the ‘sneak attack’ hug becomes the #1 weapon in my arsenal.
2. I suddenly start liking hot dogs. Especially, hot dogs from 7-11. Or, if I’m going to be frank, I will eat any “meat” product under the heat lamp at 7-11. And I will be the GREATEST THING EVER.
3. Cute guys no longer matter but I will be instantly attracted to anyone who is riding the mechanical bull.
4. I ride the mechanical bull. Twice.
5. I decide that taking those STD posters that you find in the …READ MORE
February 16th, 2009 in AHHHHHHHHHHH!, and now you might know everything, i am slowly going crazy, i complain because I care, i do not like movies starring "The ROCK", it's ironic because I'm Canadian, italics make it appear more thoughtful/interesting, oh dear, overwhelmed doesn't even begin..., seriously, the title says it all, things I don't say outloud, today has been crummy, today i am not funny, tomorrow will be better, when it doesn't go my way So, today was the worst Presidents Day ever. Wait, I don’t technically get to celebrate Presidents Day, but my province had it’s own holiday but it doesn’t sound as cool. As some of you have already read (thanks twitter! For allowing me to share everything in 140 characters or less), the BEST part of today has been the fact that I found out someone got into my bank account and withdrew everything. So, if that was the best part, use your imagination to imagine the worst part and if you guess it involves TEARS or getting licked by Mickey Rourke …READ MORE
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quote of the moment "Once you start googling 'unlikely animal friendships', life gets better."
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